Wednesday, September 08, 2010

On a happier note

I've recently discovered the joys of Charlie Chan quotes. :D

Some of my favorites:


"Man who fights law always loses; same as grasshopper is always wrong in argument with chicken."


"If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion."


"Impossible to prepare defense until direction of attack is known."


"Innocent act without thinking; guilty always make plans."


"It is unasked question which prevent sleep."


"Joy in heart more desirable than bullet."


"When searching for needle in haystack, haystack only sensible location."


"It takes very rainy day to drown duck."


"Man who flirt with dynamite sometime fly with angels."


"Learn from hen - never boast about egg until after egg's birthday."


"If befriend donkey, expect to be kicked."



hee hee.

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