Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Fun stuff

Done with my IHUM paper!!! well. Almost. Still have to print it out and vet it before turning it in tomorrow.

Bible study went well tonight. Feel like God is giving me more grace in terms of caring for people I don't know very well. Leading worship on wednesday, praying it goes well. I'm sure it will - All that needs to happen is for God to show up. :)

A friend (Clarissa) emailed this to me. Quite funny:


The top ten ways the Bible would be different if it were written by college/university
students.

10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning cold.

9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written
in a large font.

8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.

7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn¹t cafeteria.

6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.

5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.

3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.

2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: They
didn't want to ask for directions and look like freshmen.

1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh,
He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled
an all-nighter.

cheers folks. Hope all's well for you. If it's not, hope it gets better.

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